Marriage under siege! Woman marries dolphin!
When I say the word "Santorum" what's the first thing that crosses your mind? For the most of you, the phrase "the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex" will probably come to mind. For me, there isn't a phrase that sums up Santorum, rahter it's a word; that word is visionary. In 2003 he decried homosexual unions, saying that it would open the door for "man on dog" marriage. Pundits complained that Santorum was crazy, but let this new news vindicate him. Acording to a recent article an American woman just married a dolphin, the animal most associated to Satan after the snake. This news proves that the insidious "homosexual agenda" is destroying marriage and poluting our values. Shame on you, anal sex loving homosexualists! Shame on you and your well oiled bodies squeezed in delicious leather!
Classified under: marriage,homosexual agenda,
Classified under: marriage,homosexual agenda,
posted by Rob at
7:28 PM
2 Comments:
Santorum has to be the worst thing to ever come out of Pennsylvania (yes, he beats out 3-mile island). I am embarrassed that he represents my state of origin. His biography just says that he was raised in Pennsylvania, so maybe he at least wasn't born there.
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Davíd, at January 01, 2006 7:51 PM
Do people take this loon seriously there? If he tried that in Canada I doubt his career would last that long. Then again, the Conservative party here linked gay marriage with polygamy. Considering that there's a Mormon fundamentalist sect that lives in BC (collect them all!), one could argue that it's more of a danger than woman on dolphin love.
By
Rob, at January 01, 2006 8:05 PM
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